Sinopsis

"A book about motherhood that will make you nod with recognition, while simultaneously reminding you to schedule a hysterectomy." -Jenny Lawson, The Bloggess

"With the humor of Bombeck and the warmth of a best girlfriend, Robin O'Bryant gives every mom permission to not be perfect. The chapter on road-tripping with three tiny children and a flu-stricken husband was one of the funniest things I've ever read. Pour yourself some "mommy juice" and enjoy meeting Robin and her "chicks." -Celia Rivenbark, NYTs best-selling author of "You Don't Sweat Much for a Fat Girl."

If you dont have anything nice to say about motherhood, then read this book. Robin OBryant offers a no holds barred look at the day to day life of being a mother to three, running a household and the everyday monotony of parenting.

Its not always pretty but its real. Whether she's stuffing cabbage in her bra dealing with defiant yet determined daughters yelling at the F.B.I... or explaining the birds and the bees to her preschooler youre sure to find dozens of humorous and relatable situations.

From the creator of Robin's Chicks, one of the Souths most popular blogs on motherhood, misunderstandings and musings, comes a collection of essays that will not only make you laugh and cry, but realize that youre not alone in your journey.
Sit back and relax, pour yourself some mommy juice, throw a fresh diaper on your baby and deadbolt the bedroom door to keep your kids out because once you start reading you'll be too busy wiping away tears of laughter to wipe anybody's butt.

About the Author

Robin O'Bryant is a writer and stay-at-home-mom to three daughters born within four years. She finally figured out where babies come from and got herself under control. Robin survives the hilarity of motherhood by making fun of herself in her self-syndicated humor column, Robin's Chicks and on her blog by the same name. Visit her site and learn to: breastfeed behind your back, how to talk to your daughters about man parts, and how to write a gold fish obituary. She tweets compulsively as @robinobryant and over shares daily on Facebook as Robin Wiley O'Bryant. Come point and laugh. Only applies to lactating women with a DD cup or larger.