A middle-aged wedding planner. An ancient enemy. And a whole lot of plants.
I never intended to kill. That's the thing about a midlife crisisintention matters.
To be clear, I was a well-known murderer of houseplants from the start. As a boutique wedding planner with a black thumb, I'll get you that fabulous dressjust don't ask me to pick out the bouquets.
But when the bottom fell out of that lifelosing my job, my apartment, and my only son to grad school all in the same weekmy world came crashing down. Then a letter from a family lawyer changed everything. I packed up decades worth of memories and headed for Whiskey Row.
But instead of my dream boutique, I walked into a nightmare.
As I attempt to tame the veritable jungle and evade enemies unseen for millenia, I've learned that midlife brings some unexpected magic. Yet nothing could prepare me for witches, shifters, and fae in my shop at all...